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minus-squareohellidklinkfedilinkEnglish16•3 months agoAnd it always happens right before I have to leave for work too!
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish1•3 months agoThis is why I can’t be one of those people who drink their morning coffee at work instead of before work. Because then I’ll have to shit in public instead of at home and then I won’t have as much time to complete my work.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink3•3 months agoBoss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I shit on company time.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish2•3 months ago“complete my work” that’s what we call shitting in my industry
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink29•3 months agoTry to hold it in so you can poop on the boss’ time. It’s way better to get paid for that shit.
minus-squareBlanketsWithSmallpoxlinkfedilinkEnglish15•3 months agoWe call them Union Shits around here, unionized or otherwise.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink4•3 months agoI used to finish my day pooping so much people knew where to find me. The number of questions I’ve fielded
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink4•3 months agoYou don’t get to end your work day with a peaceful shit? This would be devastating
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish9•3 months agoWorking from home, I regularly clock in on the toilet
And it always happens right before I have to leave for work too!
This is why I can’t be one of those people who drink their morning coffee at work instead of before work. Because then I’ll have to shit in public instead of at home and then I won’t have as much time to complete my work.
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I shit on company time.
“complete my work” that’s what we call shitting in my industry
Try to hold it in so you can poop on the boss’ time. It’s way better to get paid for that shit.
We call them Union Shits around here, unionized or otherwise.
I used to finish my day pooping so much people knew where to find me. The number of questions I’ve fielded
You don’t get to end your work day with a peaceful shit? This would be devastating
Oh they’re never peaceful
Working from home, I regularly clock in on the toilet