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@[email protected]M to Science [email protected]English • 6 months ago

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    Imagine you are running a marathon and someone ahead of you losses three bananas that were stuffed in their ass.

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      “it’s Mario kart all over!”

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        Mario Shart

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        This explains where bullet bill comes from!

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      "Are we going passed a zoo? I smell mashed bananas.

      Oh fuck, what is running down that person’s leg right now‽"

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        *past

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        This shit is bananas b-a-n-a-n-a-s

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          muppets noise

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      Imagine sitting in the doctor’s office and someone nearby lets out a ripper and the whole office suddenly smells like banana bread.

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        Saw a talk about hacking bacteria once. Apparently they managed to make e coli that smells like banana when inactive and mint when active (or vice versa, can’t remember).

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