• @[email protected]
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      Welp, I think the detectives know who to DM when we see a rise of murders in “a few months”

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      Even better, my location history proves I regularly go on 5 hour drives in the middle of the night so it’s not at all out of character that I drove to the middle of the woods where the body was found at 3am

      wait that’s not a good thing is it

      what do you mean they found more bodies

      • @[email protected]
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        194 months ago

        Now you gotta tell us where are you driving to at night. No I am not a fed, I just work in the sunglass store.

          • St3alth
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            24 months ago

            No they wear those sunglasses that arnt sunglasses.

            Wait no that’s just normal glasses. Wait no no they could be them light reducing once’s that stop headlights from blinding you.

    • @[email protected]
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      514 months ago

      To be fair, if you’re going to do something really illegal, you shouldn’t bring your phone with you anyway, or at least put it on airplane mode. Even without Google Maps, the cell towers will triangulate your approximate location and time, and it’s basically the first thing police pull if there’s a crime in an area.

      You’ll also probably need to make sure you conceal your face as you walk by a million ring doorbell cameras, because those will rat you out and disprove your alibi.

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        I wouldn’t even trust Airplane mode, it can and will still keep GPS active and potentially log it in a way that can be accessed later. You do not truely “own” any modern cellphone and you should not consider any single activity or communication that you do on it to be private or secure.

        • @[email protected]
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          114 months ago

          Mm… haven’t read that but sounds right.

          I might be comfortable committing a crime if I had a time machine but barring that I’d just drive from the crime scene to the precinct.

            • @[email protected]
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              It’s not like the police have access to every cell phone and can lookup who was where and when. You have to first become a suspect.

        • irelephant [he/him]🍭
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          When you turn them off, they’re not actually off. This way stuff like emergency calls and alarms can go through. I miss old phones where you could just pop off the battery.

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          Which is not in any way shady or unexpected. Airplane mode is supposed to stop your device from emitting any radio signals. GPS receivers only receive signals and don’t send any, so there is no reason for GPS not to work in airplane mode.

        • Queen HawlSera
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          24 months ago

          My constant paranoia about getting in trouble for shit I didn’t do is why I don’t do crime.

    • Ulrich
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      34 months ago

      What’s far more likely to happen if you do that is that you get caught up in a dragnet and accused of a crime you haven’t committed because they know you were nearby and need a fall guy.