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minus-squaredonlinkfedilink51•4 months agoFuck you, salads are awesome. Eat a good salad, realize you’re an idiot, and apologize to the universe for being an idiot.
minus-squarego $fsck yourselflinkfedilinkEnglish3•4 months agoThe sad doesn’t come from eating the salad. The sad came long before.l
minus-squaredream_weasellinkfedilink9•4 months agoBad salads are sad though. Imagine, 50/50 iceberg lettuce and ranch.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink3•4 months agoThat’s not a salad that is leaves and cheese.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink4•4 months agoMake it bleu cheese and we have a deal, but it has to come with an okay steak.
minus-squaredream_weasellinkfedilink5•edit-24 months agoDeal, the salad is now 50/50 Bleu cheese and ranch. I hope you brought a spoon. There is no steak though, only sadness.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink4•4 months agoThankfully the lack of steak qualifies as breach of contract so I can avoid eating that and go have a heart attack at Buffalo Wild Wings. As God intended.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink4•4 months agoOnly when I make it myself. I’m picky. Also I use hot sauce as a salad dressing.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink2•4 months agoSame, and my salads are roughly 1/2 cheese by volume. No sadness there.
Fuck you, salads are awesome. Eat a good salad, realize you’re an idiot, and apologize to the universe for being an idiot.
The sad doesn’t come from eating the salad. The sad came long before.l
Bad salads are sad though.
Imagine, 50/50 iceberg lettuce and ranch.
That’s not a salad that is leaves and cheese.
Make it bleu cheese and we have a deal, but it has to come with an okay steak.
Deal, the salad is now 50/50 Bleu cheese and ranch. I hope you brought a spoon. There is no steak though, only sadness.
Thankfully the lack of steak qualifies as breach of contract so I can avoid eating that and go have a heart attack at Buffalo Wild Wings. As God intended.
I like good salads too
Only when I make it myself. I’m picky. Also I use hot sauce as a salad dressing.
Same, and my salads are roughly 1/2 cheese by volume. No sadness there.