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Justas🇱🇹 to People [email protected] • 5 months ago

"once a women turns 19, she may as well be postmenopausal"

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"once a women turns 19, she may as well be postmenopausal"

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Justas🇱🇹 to People [email protected] • 5 months ago
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    I thought we all agreed up until 29 years 364 days it’s babe and after that it’s milf

    • @[email protected]
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      9•5 months ago

      If one is over 30 and doesn’t have children are they still a milf by default?

      • I Cast Fist
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        still milf, M for Mature

      • @[email protected]
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        No, they have chosen the Cougar skill path.

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      41•5 months ago

      This implies the existence of the rare 29-year-old leap milf

      • @[email protected]
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        Imagine the rule 34 on that one. You better bet fans are going to want proof…

      • rockerface 🇺🇦
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        4•5 months ago

        “Leap milf” is just an alternative definition for a cougar

    • Justas🇱🇹OP
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      Wasn’t there a scandal in Germany that 45% of MILF pornstars don’t actually have any children?

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        I can ease your mind, it’s only 38%. https://www.der-postillon.com/2012/07/skandal-erschuttert-pornoszene-38.html?m=1

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        https://www.der-postillon.com/2012/07/skandal-erschuttert-pornoszene-38.html It was a headline on a German satire site once.

        • Justas🇱🇹OP
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          Oh nein, I ate die Zwiebel!

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      9•5 months ago

      Woman needs to be old enough for her kids’ friends to think she’s hot to be a milf.

      • I Cast Fist
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        So, for some women, that might be as early as 25

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          Do I hear a banjo?

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        1•5 months ago

        I figured it was that she just needs to have kids. As long as she’s a mom and somebody wants to fuck her, right?

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          1•5 months ago

          You don’t need a special categorization for a hot twenty something. Her having procreated or not.

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