Looking for angel investors for my new business idea: if we offer the lowest pizza down-payments in town, we can edge everyone else out of the market by 2034 and be the market leader!
I like the pitching clock. I don’t expect to be able to afford to go to baseball games in my old age. And drugs will be sketchier because of all the other prescription medications I’ll likely be on.
Except for the fact that you’ll eventually have everything you own taken away AND be put in jail.
Debtors prison called debtor’s prison might be illegal, but tons of de facto debtors prisons that de jure go by other names are becoming the standard way for US local and state governments to punish people for existing while poor.
awesome, that will go nicely with my 6-month financing for last week’s Papa Joe’s pizza
should have gone to Mahjong’s Pizza, you would have got a lower APR
Looking for angel investors for my new business idea: if we offer the lowest pizza down-payments in town, we can edge everyone else out of the market by 2034 and be the market leader!
Considering i don’t plan on retiring, this is fine – i will leave as much debt as possible in my wake when i move onto the great gig in the sky 😇
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I like the pitching clock. I don’t expect to be able to afford to go to baseball games in my old age. And drugs will be sketchier because of all the other prescription medications I’ll likely be on.
Except for the fact that you’ll eventually have everything you own taken away AND be put in jail.
Debtors prison called debtor’s prison might be illegal, but tons of de facto debtors prisons that de jure go by other names are becoming the standard way for US local and state governments to punish people for existing while poor.
By next week you should be able to roll that over and get a second mortgage secured against the first pizza for a new pizza.
luckily I don’t have to eat every day!
This is why I financed the whole pizza and take out pizza equity loans as I pay it off. It affords a few slices every now and then.
Pizza mortgage lmao