Since I drink so much Coca-Cola, apparently

  • slazer2au
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    334 months ago

    Dihydrogen monoxide has a 100% fatality rate. You shouldn’t joke about it.

    • @[email protected]
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      204 months ago

      A single water molecule has more hydrogen atoms than all stars known in our solar system (totally stealing this joke)

    • SkaveRat
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      24 months ago

      Terrorist will drink that stuff before attacks

    • @[email protected]
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      64 months ago

      I wanted to counter this with the fact that you and me are both still alive, so the rate is only approaching 100%, but probably never quite there. Then I did a safety google, and got to learn that fatality rate apparently doesn’t care about the time until death. So as long as I don’t assume I’m immortal, your fact still holds true. But then I remembered that some jellyfish and sponges are considered to be be more or less immortal. Which raises the question: do we count beings which will most probably die out due to the expansion of our own sun as part of that 100% rate?

      • slazer2au
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        54 months ago

        But then I remembered that some jellyfish and sponges are considered to be be more or less immortal

        I think we are approaching Ship of Theseus territory.

        But more specifically I was referring to the human rate.