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Naive Man Puts Money Into 401(k) as if Future Exists

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Naive Man Puts Money Into 401(k) as if Future Exists

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@[email protected] to The [email protected]English • 7 months ago
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Local naive man Collin Blakeman blissfully contributed savings to his 401(k) despite the fact there is no future in which he will be able to use them.
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    I must have hit that 1 out of 10 shot. Bro.

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      If you tried to use it in like 2009 then ya. But if you kept it until now it would be doing great.

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        Obviously it’s doing “great”. That’s why I’m saying what im saying… Seriously? 2009?

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          If you’re saying you’re that 1 out of 10, then you made it sound like you lost money. Now you say your 401k is doing great? I’m sorry, I don’t understand the point you’re trying to make.

          And yes, 09 was a shit show for 401ks/market value.

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            What are you talking about? I never said it was doing great. I airqouted it, man. I’m done with all of this.

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      What if you only invested at market peaks

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