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Track_Shovel to Microblog [email protected]English • 7 months ago

Saving water

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Saving water

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Track_Shovel to Microblog [email protected]English • 7 months ago
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  • @[email protected]
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    50•7 months ago

    If this is bro saying he doesn’t wash his ass, or his worry is because he knows his ass is stanky, then I have no idea how she’s put up with him this long.

    • @[email protected]
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      48•7 months ago

      I remember in the olden days of reddit where there was this huge thread where many people didnt wash their ass because it was “gay” or gross. I think it started with a thread about someone telling men to also wash their balls because they stink too.

      Water is a terrible lubricant too, I dont recommend for seggsy time.

      • @[email protected]
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        4•7 months ago

        I don’t think there ever was a threat where men said that. It was someone on Twitter going “apparently men don’t wash their ass because it’s gay” and it spiraled from that iirc.

        • @[email protected]
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          2•7 months ago

          Ok

          • @[email protected]
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            1•7 months ago

            NO IT’S NOT OK 😡

      • @[email protected]
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        9•7 months ago

        Gotta get some silicone lube for shower sexy time

      • Sundray
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        24•7 months ago

        My old wrestling coach once felt he had to remind us to “wash behind the balls.”

        • rockerface 🇺🇦
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          9•7 months ago

          Cleanse the taint, as it were

        • Evkob (they/them)
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          12•7 months ago

          You gotta get your gooch!!

      • @[email protected]
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        8•7 months ago

        Not tiktok. Stop self censoring.

        • @[email protected]
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          7 months ago

          Not tiktok. Stop self censoring

          I can say whatever the fuck i want. We said seggsy way before the hot garbage that is tiktok existed and you can’t “stop” me

          • @[email protected]
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            8•7 months ago

            Some of the euphemisms are also just plain funnier. Committing sudoku for example is top kek.

        • _cryptagion [he/him]
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          3•7 months ago

          Oh, shut up.

        • @[email protected]
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          4•7 months ago

          Secks-c

        • @[email protected]
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          2•7 months ago

          they said “ass” so I doubt that was the intention

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