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Some Decent Linux Jokes?

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20•5 months ago
Alice: Make me a sandwich.

Bob: No. Go fuck yourself.

Alice: sudo make me a sandwich.

Bob: Okay. Here you go.
- Elvith Ma'for
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  relevant xkcd
  - Omega
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    Teach your kids the magic phrase… Sudo.
    
    'Whats the word?"
    
    “Please!!!”
    
    “No! It’s not! It’s sudo!”
    - Elvith Ma'for
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      2•5 months ago
      Pretty pretty sudo with —no-preserve-root on top?
      - Omega
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        2•5 months ago
        Are you crazy!? Are you trying to kill your parents!?
        
        Elvith Ma'for
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        1•5 months ago
        WELL, I’m not running
        
        kill -9 $PPID

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