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@[email protected]M to Science [email protected]English • 4 months ago

Patch this Bish!

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Patch this Bish!

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@[email protected]M to Science [email protected]English • 4 months ago
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    Just have us piss from asshole

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      15•4 months ago

      I do that already :(

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        14•4 months ago

        Eat some banana

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          1•4 months ago

          Are bananas known to help that or something?? I try to eat enough veggies but it still happens. Weirdly sometimes when I eat less veggies it sometimes gets better (but it also sometimes gets worse).

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            Honestly not sure, but I remember grandma giving me eat banana when I had wet poop to supposedly help

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        1•3 months ago

        Stop eating whatever is messing with your guts

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        Ur an alcoholic

        Edit: or maybe a vegan, idk. I’m an alcoholic so I calls em like I sees em

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          2•4 months ago

          Since you mentioned that, we should add a auto-sober switch. Suspend drunk button for drive home. Resume until bed, clear drunk as soon as you pass out so you can get a good nights rest.

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          1•4 months ago

          My GI tract unfortunately just hates me I think!

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      23•4 months ago

      Birds had it right all along with one waste exit.

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      2•4 months ago

      Turn standing while peeing into an actual skill.

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        2•4 months ago

        Tfw you accidentally poop in urinal

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