I need to find more opportunities to use “I don’t know what kind of ruse you’re trying to perpetrate” in my life. Preferably over completely banal things.
I should have used this when a stake house served me the wrong cut of meat. The waiter knew nothing and said I got the correct steak, just because that’s what I got. Had to get the manger over to confirm that a strip steak isn’t a ribeye.
I need to find more opportunities to use “I don’t know what kind of ruse you’re trying to perpetrate” in my life. Preferably over completely banal things.
I should have used this when a stake house served me the wrong cut of meat. The waiter knew nothing and said I got the correct steak, just because that’s what I got. Had to get the manger over to confirm that a strip steak isn’t a ribeye.
That’s what happens when you go to a stake house for a steak: you get shafted.
That joke was well done
Rare to see on this medium.
Fair point
Extra insulting when you have to get the manger over. Even babies know the difference between a strip steak and a ribeye
I don’t know what kind of ruse you’re trying to perpetrate, but you could always use the phrase as a complete non sequitur.
I like your style!
I don’t know what kind of ruse you’re trying to perpetuate, but comment replies shouldn’t make me laugh out loud.
Just walk into a Chuck E Cheese and you should have a few things that apply.
Are they serving steak at Chuck E. Cheese now?