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@[email protected] to Programmer [email protected]English • 5 months ago

The government doesn't use SQL

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The government doesn't use SQL

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@[email protected] to Programmer [email protected]English • 5 months ago
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See the post on BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/provisionalidea.bsky.social/post/3lhujtm2qkc2i

According to many comments, the US government DOES use SQL, and Musk is not understanding much what’s going on.

  • @[email protected]
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    All government data is processed using sed.

    • borari
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      lol. You mean vba macros.

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        10•5 months ago

        I feel personally attacked right now.

      • @[email protected]
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        2•5 months ago

        Microsoft Access,

        unironically.

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          Doesn’t MS Access still use SQL?

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            No idea. The only reason I ever used it was to convert an “Access DB Application” to a modern application for a client.

            I received the original application and a dump of the all the data for my work, but I have no idea where it came from.

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      Still more efficient than DOGE.

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