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‘Flying Aliens’ Harassing Village in Peru Are Actually Illegal Miners With Jetpacks, Cops Say

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‘Flying Aliens’ Harassing Village in Peru Are Actually Illegal Miners With Jetpacks, Cops Say

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Authorities announced their theory after visiting the isolated Indigenous community where the attacks took place.
  • olorin99
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    Woah jetpacks are actually a thing now? Where do I get one?

    • @[email protected]
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      Go to Peru and meet the cartels. They have advanced technology they use to steal gold and set up illegal dredging operations. And they’ve dressed like lizards in bright green and gold armor. And the jetpacks just glow red and fit underneath the feet. It’s all very efficient and nothing to do with aliens.

      • @[email protected]
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        6•2 years ago

        In Peru, cartels are just DMT entities…

        • resketreke
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          More like cocaine entities.

          • Affine Connection
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            cocaine entities

            • resketreke
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              That’s a cocaine elemental!

      • yukichigai
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        Go to Peru and meet the cartels.

        I think I’ll pass, thanks.

    • Carighan Maconar
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      I mean they have their own drug-runner submarines. You underestimate how big and professional cartels are.

    • reflex
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      Woah jetpacks are actually a thing now? Where do I get one?

      These guys make one.
      Jennifer Connelly not included.

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