I’m your average American citizen with no contacts to Trump, the Whitehouse, or the Federal Government.

I’m sure the answer is no, but is there any way I could send him a message that he would actually receive?

Ex.

Donnie,

Go choke on broken glass.

From, {My Name}

  • I had a dream that he was at one of those low budget fundraisers where they serve ziti and chicken marsala, and he was seated across from me, and I got to yell at him. It was so satisfying.