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@Probius@sopuli.xyz to The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish •
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6 months ago

I wish the thing causing my hiccups would manifest as a physical object so I could beat the everloving shit out of it with a hammer and finally go to sleep.

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I wish the thing causing my hiccups would manifest as a physical object so I could beat the everloving shit out of it with a hammer and finally go to sleep.

@Probius@sopuli.xyz to The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish •
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    9•6 months ago

    Your hiccup is a leopard and your hammer is an inflatable toy one. Good luck.

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      8•6 months ago

      If it kills me, at least the hiccups stop.

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