The housecat wins. They were the only ones smart enough to attach themselves to humans, thereby ensuring they’d be prolific all over the world. They can be assholes to us and we STILL clean their poop and feed them!
Hey, they have evolved a parasite that lives in our brains and feeds us dopamine when we interact with cats. They are using highly sophisticated bio weapons. We never stood a chance.
Cheetah are the best!
No way, lynx are where it’s at. So little, wit big peets.
I will pet them both! at the same time
The housecat wins. They were the only ones smart enough to attach themselves to humans, thereby ensuring they’d be prolific all over the world. They can be assholes to us and we STILL clean their poop and feed them!
Hey, they have evolved a parasite that lives in our brains and feeds us dopamine when we interact with cats. They are using highly sophisticated bio weapons. We never stood a chance.
Cheetahs are twinks
I thought it was common knowledge that the S tier wild cat is the jaguar
And the cutest of the bunch!
You wouldn’t want to fight one. They play dirty, those cheetahs
I wouldn’t fight them, I’ll pet and cuddle with kitty!