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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink15•2 months agoThe salad bars had kale For decoration Because it tastes like shit and the only possible purpose it could serve is as a prop
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink3•2 months agoI’m sure some would find it useful as a delivery method for ranch dressing.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink3•2 months agoWhy bother when I can just squeeze the bottle directly into my mouth?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink4•2 months agoI mean, if you want to do that at the salad bar I’m not gonna stop you but others might not be as forgiving. Proper decorum would require ladling it into a pitcher for the whole table then drinking it from red plastic cups.
minus-squareKate-aylinkfedilink4•2 months agoI would eat it because I liked the taste. My mom thought it was inedible.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink2•2 months agoWell I’ve already got terrible person at home
The salad bars had kale
For decoration
Because it tastes like shit and the only possible purpose it could serve is as a prop
I’m sure some would find it useful as a delivery method for ranch dressing.
Why bother when I can just squeeze the bottle directly into my mouth?
I mean, if you want to do that at the salad bar I’m not gonna stop you but others might not be as forgiving.
Proper decorum would require ladling it into a pitcher for the whole table then drinking it from red plastic cups.
Fair.
I would eat it because I liked the taste. My mom thought it was inedible.
You disgust me
If you got to know me you would be even more disgusted.
go on …
I’m just a terrible person, nothing fancy.
Well I’ve already got terrible person at home