@[email protected] to Ask [email protected]English • 4 months agoDo you know anyone in real life that uses Lemmy?message-square90fedilinkarrow-up133
arrow-up133message-squareDo you know anyone in real life that uses Lemmy?@[email protected] to Ask [email protected]English • 4 months agomessage-square90fedilink
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink3•4 months agoHmm. I thought I was a paid schill. Still trying to figure out the getting paid part.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink2•4 months agoIt depends on what you’re peddling. MAGA gets paid in lies, and progressives in disappointment. Liberals and conservatives get a weekly stock tip call from Pelosi or Tuberville, respectively. Tankies get paid in vodka and cigarettes, and libertarians in crypto.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish0•4 months agoWhoa, hey, I could be getting vodka and cigarettes? I’m switching teams.
I thought we were all bots.
Hmm. I thought I was a paid schill.
Still trying to figure out the getting paid part.
It depends on what you’re peddling.
MAGA gets paid in lies, and progressives in disappointment. Liberals and conservatives get a weekly stock tip call from Pelosi or Tuberville, respectively. Tankies get paid in vodka and cigarettes, and libertarians in crypto.
Whoa, hey, I could be getting vodka and cigarettes? I’m switching teams.
Yeah that just makes being a tankie sound cool!