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minus-squareThe Bard in Greenlinkfedilink18•edit-24 months agotry { useToiletPaper(); }catch(Exception $e){ cussWords($e); rinseHands(); dryHands(); useToiletPaper(); } Although, $Shower = new $Shower(); $Shower->washAnus(); may be an acceptable alternative under some circumstances.
How does one use toilet paper in this ‘state’?
Just hop back to the shower.
try { useToiletPaper(); }catch(Exception $e){ cussWords($e); rinseHands(); dryHands(); useToiletPaper(); }
Although,
$Shower = new $Shower(); $Shower->washAnus();
may be an acceptable alternative under some circumstances.