cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/25960243

dont be a tryhard nerd heres how to be like lightning

  • borrow money from your friends and family until they stop talking to you
  • lie to doctors
  • use a waterpick instead of flossing
  • dont wash your hands unless someones watching
  • dont get car maintenance and just crash it when you need a new one
  • say uh huh every so often when your wife is talking instead of listening

do you know more tips and tricks to be like lightning if so please share them in the comments

  • fxomt
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    44 months ago

    I CANT HEAR YOU MFER YOU GOTTA SPEAK UP AROOOOOOOO!!!

    • Not Chad McTruthOP
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      14 months ago

      reported for rule 10 violation please contact your local authorities for immediate arrest

      • fxomt
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        34 months ago

        IM A FREE SPIRIT YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO MFER ILL BREAK THE RULES AND CRANK MY HOG AS HARD AS I PLEASE

        • Myr
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          4 months ago

          WHAT DID HE SAY?? I CANT HEAR HIM OVER CRANKIN MY HOG

          • fxomt
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            34 months ago

            SAME BROTHER I THINK HE SAID SOMETHING NOT VERY BOMBASS AROOO!!!