@[email protected] to [email protected]English • 4 months agoWhat Options Exist For U.S. Citizens Looking To Move To Canada?message-square41fedilinkarrow-up156
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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink16•4 months agoRenounce your US citizenship at the border while holding a Beaver and Canadian Goose, screaming “Oh Canada” at the top of your lungs until someone lets you in.
minus-square@[email protected]OPlinkfedilinkEnglish12•4 months agoI actually do know the majority of “Oh Canada”. Goose, easy. Beaver? I’m fucked. Will maple syrup make do?
minus-squaresocialjusticewizardlinkfedilinkEnglish10•4 months agoYou’ll have to be covered in maple syrup, we took that as a given
minus-square@[email protected]OPlinkfedilinkEnglish5•4 months agoI’ll bring poutine and timbits, too.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish2•4 months agoGoose is easy? Geese are assholes good luck at coming close enough to carry a living goose.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink1•edit-24 months agoWhat’s difficult? They have a built in carrying handle.
minus-squareFaceDeerlinkfedilink9•4 months agoYeah, as soon as he said “Goose, easy” I knew he was not Canadian material. Sorry, OP. Maybe try Mexico?
minus-square@[email protected]OPlinkfedilinkEnglish2•4 months agoHey now, initially it never mentioned anything about being a LIVE goose.
minus-squareFaceDeerlinkfedilink4•4 months agoSo you think you can come to the Canadian border waving around a dead Canada goose and you’ll be welcomed with open arms? You’d be shot on sight. If we had any guns.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish2•4 months agoI want to down vote you so hard for saying that, but I can just not bring myself to doing. Call it the Canadian in or something.
minus-square@[email protected]OPlinkfedilinkEnglish2•4 months agoThe only time I’ve “caught” a goose was after it chased my bicycle and broke its neck in the spokes of my wheel. 🤷
Renounce your US citizenship at the border while holding a Beaver and Canadian Goose, screaming “Oh Canada” at the top of your lungs until someone lets you in.
I actually do know the majority of “Oh Canada”.
Goose, easy.
Beaver? I’m fucked.
Will maple syrup make do?
You’ll have to be covered in maple syrup, we took that as a given
I’ll bring poutine and timbits, too.
Goose is easy? Geese are assholes good luck at coming close enough to carry a living goose.
What’s difficult? They have a built in carrying handle.
Yeah, as soon as he said “Goose, easy” I knew he was not Canadian material. Sorry, OP. Maybe try Mexico?
Hey now, initially it never mentioned anything about being a LIVE goose.
So you think you can come to the Canadian border waving around a dead Canada goose and you’ll be welcomed with open arms?
You’d be shot on sight. If we had any guns.
I want to down vote you so hard for saying that, but I can just not bring myself to doing. Call it the Canadian in or something.
The only time I’ve “caught” a goose was after it chased my bicycle and broke its neck in the spokes of my wheel. 🤷