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@[email protected] to [email protected]English • 4 months ago

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Playing it safe

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@[email protected] to [email protected]English • 4 months ago
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    116•4 months ago

    One of the 237 that didn’t wear life jacket un-drowned or found a jacket during drowning?

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      43•4 months ago

      One guy needed two

    • @[email protected]
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      22•4 months ago

      237 people swam in the lake without a life jacket. 236 of them drowned.

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        4•3 months ago

        That guy? Albert Einstein Michael Phelps.

      • @[email protected]
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        6•3 months ago

        And 0 people swam in the lake with a life jacket! What an unsuccessful sign!

    • caseyweederman
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      1•4 months ago

      Same as that riddle about people coming back from the moon

      • caseyweederman
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        1•4 months ago

        And the fresh diminutive footwear

    • NoneOfUrBusiness
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      10•4 months ago

      Nah, someone put a life jacket on a dead body and threw it inside the lake and it came back to life.

      • drzoidberg
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        1•3 months ago

        99.578% of people that swim there drown.

    • @[email protected]
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      33•4 months ago

      Number 237 drowned without lifejacket but wasn’t a person.

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