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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to [email protected] • 3 months ago

Anon is a reader

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Anon is a reader

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to [email protected] • 3 months ago
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    21•3 months ago

    how does a pony fire an AK-47?

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      4•3 months ago

      They have particularly nimble pelvic muscles.

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      5•3 months ago

      AK, in Fallout world? Pffft

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        8•3 months ago

        The “chinese assault rifle” from Fallout 3 looks pretty much like an AK to me.

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          3•3 months ago

          It pretty much is tbh

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      3•3 months ago

      It pulls the trigger. Duh.

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      3•3 months ago

      You might be overthinking it.

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      19•3 months ago

      Battle saddles - basically a saddle with mouth trigger to which you mount whatever weapon you need and auto reload on kick. Or telekinesis, if unicorn.

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        5•3 months ago

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        1•3 months ago

        Okay, that’s enough Internet for me today.

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      14•3 months ago

      I haven’t read it, since it’s MLP, and also since it’s apparently 2000 pages, so I can’t tell you. But I do want to know

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        17•3 months ago

        In “Fallout: Equestria,” ponies fire guns and perform other actions using:

        1. Magic and Telekinesis: Unicorns use magic to manipulate objects.
        2. Adaptive Technology: Specialized tools and mechanisms for hooves.
        3. Collaboration: Teamwork leveraging unique strengths.
        4. Creative Problem-Solving: Innovative use of tools and environment.

        These adaptations showcase the ponies’ resilience in a post-apocalyptic world.

        Huh. Dunno if any of that is true, shan’t verify

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          2•3 months ago

          Ok, now do Fallout: the Care Bears.

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          6•3 months ago

          Or, in Tamers12345’s universe (objectively the best one) you can just DO it… with varying degrees of success.

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            8•3 months ago

            Sometimes in fantasy or scifi it’s fine to say “that’s just how it is, don’t worry about it” hah

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