• southsamurai
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    91 month ago

    T’was every day I wouldst travel in mine carriage, wiping up the leavings of incontinent elders, and tending to those ill to death.

    Alas, no prince charming could handle my giant shoes, so I languished in misery til my body could no more rise to the task

    • @[email protected]OP
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      31 month ago

      Truly a Snow White among us, cleaning up after her Seven Dwarves: Doc, Grumpy, Happy, Sleepy, Dopey, Forgetfully, and OccasionallyRacistey