@[email protected] to Programmer [email protected]English • 1 month agomuskrat's data eng expert's hard drive overheats while processing 60k rowslemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square300fedilinkarrow-up1983
arrow-up1983imagemuskrat's data eng expert's hard drive overheats while processing 60k rowslemmy.dbzer0.com@[email protected] to Programmer [email protected]English • 1 month agomessage-square300fedilink
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink36•1 month agoI’ve read a story on the forbidden website where a “database” was a single table with a single column holding a single row that contained the actual data as a CSV blob. I’m willing to bet the muskies are not beyond such acts of genius.
I’ve read a story on the forbidden website where a “database” was a single table with a single column holding a single row that contained the actual data as a CSV blob. I’m willing to bet the muskies are not beyond such acts of genius.
It’s terrifying that this is plausible.
We call it New Redis!