@SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish • 2 months agomuskrat's data eng expert's hard drive overheats while processing 60k rowslemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square300fedilinkarrow-up1983
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minus-square@4am@lemm.eelinkfedilink76•2 months agoA TI-86 can query 60k rows without breaking a sweat. If his hard drive overheated from that, he is doing something very wrong, very unhygienic, or both.
minus-squareI Cast Fistlinkfedilink8•2 months agoThere must be more join statements than column names
minus-square@Lumiluz@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglish16•2 months agoWhat? You don’t run your hard drives in the oven while baking brownies? It makes them zesty.
minus-square@CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglish20•2 months agoHe probably mining crypto on top of running his SQL queries.
A TI-86 can query 60k rows without breaking a sweat.
If his hard drive overheated from that, he is doing something very wrong, very unhygienic, or both.
There must be more join statements than column names
What? You don’t run your hard drives in the oven while baking brownies? It makes them zesty.
He probably mining crypto on top of running his SQL queries.