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minus-squareAnanääslinkfedilink13•3 months agoI wish the stimulants would stimulate happiness and not just urine production
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish2•3 months agoIf you work is not at least giving you coffee you need to start mailing the CEO pictures of Luigi. Amphetamines and coke would be a nice perk too while we’re at it.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink2•3 months agoYup. We even have automated dispensers for them.
You guys are getting stimulants?
anxiety is stimulating.
I’m getting stimulated right now!
My stimulation has me evacuating my bowels
I wish the stimulants would stimulate happiness and not just urine production
If you work is not at least giving you coffee you need to start mailing the CEO pictures of Luigi. Amphetamines and coke would be a nice perk too while we’re at it.
Yup. We even have automated dispensers for them.