Tony Bark to politics @lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 months agoWait, why is the White House using Starlink to ‘improve Wi-Fi’?www.theverge.comexternal-linkmessage-square42fedilinkarrow-up1262cross-posted to: [email protected]
arrow-up1262external-linkWait, why is the White House using Starlink to ‘improve Wi-Fi’?www.theverge.comTony Bark to politics @lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 months agomessage-square42fedilinkcross-posted to: [email protected]
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish21•2 months agoOh yes, please do “improve”… With the Starlink priority plans you’ll have amazing speeds such as 40-220 Mbps down/8-25 Mbps up 😂😂 They’re gonna shit their pants with excitement when they experience these speeds^^
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink2•2 months agoThey’ll be able to drive home and shit in the comfort of their own homes with those speeds. They’ll have dumped their load before the page loads.
minus-squareCousin Moselinkfedilink9•2 months agoDon’t forget the latency and QoS that’ll probably be done haphazardly limiting everyone to just a sliver of the total available bandwidth.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish3•2 months agoI don’t thing latecy is a problem when you only use it to watch child porn
minus-squareCousin Moselinkfedilink1•2 months agoRegardless of what it’s being used for, sending data to low orbit rather than across fiber optic will always have more latency.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink6•2 months agoYikes I had no idea the speeds were so bad. Even my Australian internet is significantly faster
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish6•edit-22 months agoI mean it’s a great product. For anyone living in a place where Fiber, 5G, or even a classic ADSL connection isn’t available. If you use it in a well developed area that would offer you any of the above, you’re a moron
Oh yes, please do “improve”… With the Starlink priority plans you’ll have amazing speeds such as 40-220 Mbps down/8-25 Mbps up 😂😂
They’re gonna shit their pants with excitement when they experience these speeds^^
They’ll be able to drive home and shit in the comfort of their own homes with those speeds. They’ll have dumped their load before the page loads.
Don’t forget the latency and QoS that’ll probably be done haphazardly limiting everyone to just a sliver of the total available bandwidth.
I don’t thing latecy is a problem when you only use it to watch child porn
Regardless of what it’s being used for, sending data to low orbit rather than across fiber optic will always have more latency.
Yikes I had no idea the speeds were so bad. Even my Australian internet is significantly faster
I mean it’s a great product. For anyone living in a place where Fiber, 5G, or even a classic ADSL connection isn’t available. If you use it in a well developed area that would offer you any of the above, you’re a moron