TheWaterGodM to [email protected]English • 10 days agoBabysitter checking for monsters finds man hiding under child's bedwww.cbsnews.comexternal-linkmessage-square15fedilinkarrow-up1149cross-posted to: [email protected]
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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink20•edit-29 days agoKid: There’s a monster under my bed. Lady: There isn’t. Kid: Check please. Lady: Ok… screams in terror
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish12•9 days agoI would totally do that even if there was nothing there. Related: You should not hire me as a babysitter.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish27•edit-29 days agoSo is the babysitter. I’m a 36 year old man. I would be scarred for life also.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish6•9 days agoSo I’m 34 No joke I put the box spring right on the floor. My kid can’t worry. I can’t worry. Because if there was a dude under the bed or even a creepy crawly I would probably scream like a little girl.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink6•9 days agoSlightly ameliorated by being Told You So Champion 🏆 of 2025.
That kid is scarred. For. Life.
Kid: There’s a monster under my bed.
Lady: There isn’t.
Kid: Check please.
Lady: Ok… screams in terror
I would totally do that even if there was nothing there.
Related: You should not hire me as a babysitter.
So is the babysitter. I’m a 36 year old man. I would be scarred for life also.
So I’m 34
No joke
I put the box spring right on the floor. My kid can’t worry. I can’t worry.
Because if there was a dude under the bed or even a creepy crawly I would probably scream like a little girl.
Slightly ameliorated by being Told You So Champion 🏆 of 2025.