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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish1•1 month agoComforting people with your voice is a form of magic and atheists don’t believe in magic, so they haven’t developed any incantations.
minus-squareSundraylinkfedilinkEnglish0•edit-21 month ago“I know things are bad now, but I can 100% guarantee you won’t got to Hell when you die.”
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink0•edit-21 month agoWe need to think of some then! How about: “On average, the chances of you dying in the next week are only .01%, so buck up!”
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink1•1 month agoProbably wouldn’t work very well if you’re talking to a terminal patient
Comforting people with your voice is a form of magic and atheists don’t believe in magic, so they haven’t developed any incantations.
“I know things are bad now, but I can 100% guarantee you won’t got to Hell when you die.”
We need to think of some then!
How about:
“On average, the chances of you dying in the next week are only .01%, so buck up!”
Probably wouldn’t work very well if you’re talking to a terminal patient
Would have to redo the math for sure.