U.S. President Donald Trump has made stopping fentanyl at both the northern and southern borders one of his administration's top priorities, but American law enforcement data shows that another commodity appears far more often in seizures: eggs.
  • m-p{3}English
    10•28 days ago

    Let’s try smuggling Kinder Surprise eggs instead, maybe that will relieve the tension.

    • @[email protected]English
      4•27 days ago

      Still illegal? My mom smuggled some like 10 ys ago and border protection didn’t even shoot at us … fucking amateurs

    • @[email protected]English
      4•27 days ago

      Also the capsules that are in Kinder Surprise eggs are great for smuggling drugs in your bum. A perfect circle.