One of my favorite things is when my son tells me something he heard that was clearly a ridiculous lie and that annoyed him, and I reply with “stop the cap” in agreement with him.
The conflicting expressions on his face of both validation that I’m agreeing with him and cringe that in using that phrase are wonderful.
One of my favorite things is when my son tells me something he heard that was clearly a ridiculous lie and that annoyed him, and I reply with “stop the cap” in agreement with him.
The conflicting expressions on his face of both validation that I’m agreeing with him and cringe that in using that phrase are wonderful.
What’s that even supposed to mean
“that’s a lie”
jesus christ
That’s Jason Bourne!
“Fuckin kids. I don’t know what they’re saying either” - Jesus probably
“stop lying” would be more accurate
That’s so fetch!
Fetch totally should have happened.