• @[email protected]
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    94 months ago

    The only birth control that is 100% effective is having HOT GAY SEX™

    Alternatively become a Buddhist monk and hit yourself in the balls until you’re infertile, I guess

    • @[email protected]
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      14 months ago

      And there I was, thinking my vagina must be broken because I somehow still haven’t got my girlfriend pregnant 🤦‍♀️