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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish231•4 days agoAnd the wealthy manage to come out on top every single time.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink115•4 days agoWhen you’re the ones manufacturing the crisis, it’s easier to prepare and profit from it
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish13•4 days agoBuy blue chip stocks during recessions and sell after recovery
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish53•4 days agoKinda hard to buy when you dont have any fuckin money
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish44•edit-24 days agoIf you didn’t buy so many pumpkin spice lattes and avocado toasts you would have been rich by now
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink9•4 days agoGot it. I’m gonna have a nice hot avocado late and some cinnamon sticks on pumpkin toast
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish14•4 days agoInstructions unclear, invested life savings in pumpkin spice latte and avocado toast stocks
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish10•4 days agoYou god dang gen z’s are going to get my CFA designation revoked
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish9•4 days agoI’m actually an elder millennial, but I guess I can hold off on any further investment until you get your Classified Fowl Arbitration cert reinstated 🤷
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink5•4 days agoI renounced my Chick-fil-A designation after I got disciplined for playing the south park episode
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 linkfedilinkEnglish24•4 days agoInstructions unclear, invested life savings in a company that produces blue corn tortilla chips.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish7•4 days agoWell tostitos is owned by pepsico which is a matured company of 126 years so I would consider that a blue chip blue corn chip stock
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink5•4 days agoI invested early but ate them after a month because I was afraid they’d get stale.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink1•4 days agoI accidentally ended up with a semi trailer full of blue corn tortilla chips?
minus-squareJokeDeitylinkfedilink8•4 days agoBrother I’m still recovering from the last time I took the internet’s advice on stocks. Unrelated, but fuck Ryan Cohen.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish7•4 days agoI think this thread has been very clear about what stocks to buy and it’s your fault if you don’t get it (when you figure it out, let me know too)
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink15•4 days agoWhen they should really come out 6 feet under.
And the wealthy manage to come out on top every single time.
When you’re the ones manufacturing the crisis, it’s easier to prepare and profit from it
Buy blue chip stocks during recessions and sell after recovery
Kinda hard to buy when you dont have any fuckin money
If you didn’t buy so many pumpkin spice lattes and avocado toasts you would have been rich by now
Got it. I’m gonna have a nice hot avocado late and some cinnamon sticks on pumpkin toast
I’m starting to notice a problem…
Wait are you serious?
I’ve never joked in my life
Instructions unclear, invested life savings in pumpkin spice latte and avocado toast stocks
You god dang gen z’s are going to get my CFA designation revoked
I’m actually an elder millennial, but I guess I can hold off on any further investment until you get your Classified Fowl Arbitration cert reinstated 🤷
I renounced my Chick-fil-A designation after I got disciplined for playing the south park episode
I see you’re also an expert in bird law
Instructions unclear, invested life savings in a company that produces blue corn tortilla chips.
Well tostitos is owned by pepsico which is a matured company of 126 years so I would consider that a blue chip blue corn chip stock
I invested early but ate them after a month because I was afraid they’d get stale.
I accidentally ended up with a semi trailer full of blue corn tortilla chips?
Brother I’m still recovering from the last time I took the internet’s advice on stocks.
Unrelated, but fuck Ryan Cohen.
I think this thread has been very clear about what stocks to buy and it’s your fault if you don’t get it (when you figure it out, let me know too)
When they should really come out 6 feet under.