It’s nice that you’re here be able to explain my sexuality to me, otherwise I might have persisted in bring mistaken. I’ll hurry off and tell my wife and kids, they’ll be so excited for me. I guess I’m having my mid life crisis earlier than scheduled. I’d better download some dating app and get myself a hairy boyfriend, stat.
I have a webcam affixed to a straight shot of my bed. from there it’s just a matter of adjusting the angle. Light source is behind the webcam. Whenever I wanna do a photo, I’ll setup a video, get into a pose, hold it still for like 10-15 seconds, and then I’ll go back through and get a screengrab of the best shot.
I swear I’m not actually a pornstar or anything, that’s probably the most public image I’ve ever shared.
I’m not sure if science memes is the place for femboys Jack-o posing.
Edit: I guess we’ll see? I hope this isn’t too hot for the science team, 'cuz I can’t spoiler an image lmao.
I may be Asexual but damn, very hot 10/10 :3
(Would look better with thigh highs and a skirt tho)
um… this pic is absolutely ass.
spoiler
absolutely fantASStic UwU✨
Dude! I’m not gay, but that is a fine ass and you have great legs. Now I feel all conflicted.
That holds as much weight as
“> be me (straight male)”
“> Gayest stuff imaginable”
“> annons am I gay?”
It’s nice that you’re here be able to explain my sexuality to me, otherwise I might have persisted in bring mistaken. I’ll hurry off and tell my wife and kids, they’ll be so excited for me. I guess I’m having my mid life crisis earlier than scheduled. I’d better download some dating app and get myself a hairy boyfriend, stat.
This might honestly be the greatest compliment I’ve ever received, so thanks a lot.
You’re very welcome.
I encourage you to seek out denim booty shorts 😁
Colloquially they’re called Daisy Dukes.
if it makes you feel any better, im pretty gay and have no feelings whatsoever in relation to this image (i’m asexual)
Pretty much.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yVxZKOhLPco
How’d you set up your camera to take this photo? I’m impressed with the dedication to the bit.
I have a webcam affixed to a straight shot of my bed. from there it’s just a matter of adjusting the angle. Light source is behind the webcam. Whenever I wanna do a photo, I’ll setup a video, get into a pose, hold it still for like 10-15 seconds, and then I’ll go back through and get a screengrab of the best shot.
I swear I’m not actually a pornstar or anything, that’s probably the most public image I’ve ever shared.
Doubt.
I’m pretty sure i recognise those shorts from something posted last week to c/DesperateCumDumpstersOfLemmy
Tap this for a rash
Not to kink shame or anything, just being facetious
Why not? It’s for… SCIENCE!
Do it, for SCIENCE!
This’ll be a really funny reason to get banned lmao.
o7 legend
(Nice legs btw. You can absolutely pull off the jack-o pose and the shorts compliment you very well!)
I will raise hell if you’re banned for this