@[email protected] to Lemmy [email protected] • 23 days agoChild supportsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square47fedilinkarrow-up1740cross-posted to: [email protected]
arrow-up1740imageChild supportsh.itjust.works@[email protected] to Lemmy [email protected] • 23 days agomessage-square47fedilinkcross-posted to: [email protected]
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish30•23 days agoMy 5 month old performed my wife’s knee surgery and saved us over $15,000.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish17•23 days agoMy 4 month old just did the world’s first quintuple back flip on a BMX. He is talking with red bull about sponsorship.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink15•23 days agoMy 3 month old just found a cure for cancer but she doesn’t want to explain it cause she’s mad at me for making her wear socks.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish14•23 days agoMy 15 week fetus Ratatouilled her mother into making a vaccine for Flu, COVID, and the common cold.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink8•23 days agoMy son is a heart surgeon that graduated top of his class at the Leiden University. He is coming up on 9 years of experience and has done around 1000 open heart surgeries with 0 casualties. He was born 2 months ago.
My 5 month old performed my wife’s knee surgery and saved us over $15,000.
My 4 month old just did the world’s first quintuple back flip on a BMX. He is talking with red bull about sponsorship.
My 3 month old just found a cure for cancer but she doesn’t want to explain it cause she’s mad at me for making her wear socks.
My 15 week fetus Ratatouilled her mother into making a vaccine for Flu, COVID, and the common cold.
#blessed
My son is a heart surgeon that graduated top of his class at the Leiden University. He is coming up on 9 years of experience and has done around 1000 open heart surgeries with 0 casualties. He was born 2 months ago.
Oh shit I bet he makes 6k figures