@Yuyarl@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 3 months agoChild supportsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square46fedilinkarrow-up1740cross-posted to: memes@lemmy.world
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minus-square@Wilco@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglish30•3 months agoMy 5 month old performed my wife’s knee surgery and saved us over $15,000.
minus-square@absGeekNZ@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkEnglish17•3 months agoMy 4 month old just did the world’s first quintuple back flip on a BMX. He is talking with red bull about sponsorship.
minus-square@superkret@feddit.orglinkfedilink15•3 months agoMy 3 month old just found a cure for cancer but she doesn’t want to explain it cause she’s mad at me for making her wear socks.
minus-square@potoo22@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish14•3 months agoMy 15 week fetus Ratatouilled her mother into making a vaccine for Flu, COVID, and the common cold.
minus-square@WILSOOON@programming.devlinkfedilink8•3 months agoMy son is a heart surgeon that graduated top of his class at the Leiden University. He is coming up on 9 years of experience and has done around 1000 open heart surgeries with 0 casualties. He was born 2 months ago.
My 5 month old performed my wife’s knee surgery and saved us over $15,000.
My 4 month old just did the world’s first quintuple back flip on a BMX. He is talking with red bull about sponsorship.
My 3 month old just found a cure for cancer but she doesn’t want to explain it cause she’s mad at me for making her wear socks.
My 15 week fetus Ratatouilled her mother into making a vaccine for Flu, COVID, and the common cold.
#blessed
My son is a heart surgeon that graduated top of his class at the Leiden University. He is coming up on 9 years of experience and has done around 1000 open heart surgeries with 0 casualties. He was born 2 months ago.
Oh shit I bet he makes 6k figures