• Phoenixz
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    101 month ago

    Not sure if you’re joking or not about the penis surgery

    • @[email protected]
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      1 month ago

      There are rumors going around from people in his life that he underwent a failed penis enhancement surgery. A lot of people are joking that his dick is mangled or missing but in reality he probably just cannot maintain a natural or medicinal erection due to damage to the blood vessels. He has the money and resources to get a penile implant installed which is basically a fluid sac that fills up with the touch of a sub-dermal button to give someone an erection. He’s got a balloon animal cyborg dick basically. More than likely this makes him completely incapable of impregnating a woman (no muscles to ejaculate sperm with) which is why all of his children are IVF

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        61 month ago

        He also does it to ensure all his kids are XY because he’s a raging sexist, which explains why he’s such a shitheel to Vivian.

    • @[email protected]
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      81 month ago

      I am not joking.

      His dick is mangled. I have it on good authority. A lot of people are saying it. A lot of smart people.

      He has less of a penis than a trans man.

      This is why he hates trans men so much.

      The only way he can disprove it is to show his dick.

      Otherwise he might be using “the wrong bathroom”

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        121 month ago

        The real reason is 100x worse. Elon does IVF because he is a sexist pos that only wants sons and no daughters.

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          71 month ago

          Also why he has such hateful issues with Vivian. Fucker can’t stand the fact that a) he has a daughter and b) reality and people remain uncontrollable even if you’re obscenely rich

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          11 month ago

          So misogynistic cant have daughters. I wouldn’t be surprised is he doesnt touch women cause it gives him hives.

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      21 month ago

      I honestly have no idea if it’s true. I first heard the rumor around the same time he said x would stop fact checking but whether or not that’s a coincidence is not something i can not say