Of course, it’s fuckin awesome, yeah I might get bitten by a spider from the hell dimension or bitten by a snake while having a piss in my own back toilet and yeah the magpies will attempt to remove both your eyes and scalp you by dive bombing you at mach 3, but it’s a great place to get drunk at all the time.
I thought you guys were used to snakes?
Yeah, doesn’t mean we want anymore tho. Stop sending your criminals to us, I’m pretty sure we’re not a prison anymore.
Yeah but it’s Murdoch that hired him, so I feel like this is your fault.
You mean you live there by choice?
Of course, it’s fuckin awesome, yeah I might get bitten by a spider from the hell dimension or bitten by a snake while having a piss in my own back toilet and yeah the magpies will attempt to remove both your eyes and scalp you by dive bombing you at mach 3, but it’s a great place to get drunk at all the time.
It would be a really good time to find out just how dangerous Australia can be…. He should go and visit some salt water crocs.
He spent 23 days there for an ITV reality show, but he came back again.