• Snot Flickerman
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    661 month ago

    Except they always do it in the dumbest ways because they don’t want to have to rub elbows with plebeians. They want their own private service, every time.

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      331 month ago

      what if we put everyone in an artillery shell and simply fired them along a ballistic arc toward their destination?

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        1 month ago

        Soon:

        Related: The Cannon Travel was legit one of my favorite parts of the video game Secret of Mana.