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I have to keep doing this for HOW long‽‽‽

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I have to keep doing this for HOW long‽‽‽

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Bikini Bottom [email protected] • 1 month ago

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Look at this optimist, living 13 years longer than the average American now.
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  I wonder if that average includes outliers, like the 1% that can actually afford to eat healthily.

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