White House says order will ‘make America’s showers great again’ and ‘end the Obama-Biden war on water pressure’

“In my case, I like to take a nice shower to take care of my beautiful hair,” Trump said as he signed the executive order, which the White House said would apply to multiple household appliances, including toilets and sinks. “I have to stand under the shower for 15 minutes until it gets wet. It comes out drip, drip, drip. It’s ridiculous.”

  • @[email protected]English
    10•2 months ago

    I honestly cannot believe this is real. It seems legit but…

    It’s so fucking frivolous.

    • @[email protected]
      1•2 months ago

      Only if you’re assuming benevolence on Trump’s part. What if we assume malice? Undermining a country’s water security is a big accomplishment.

      • @[email protected]English
        1•2 months ago

        I’m assuming levels of idiocy. Sure, he’s a cruel idiot but this is another level of stupidly pointless. He isn’t someone to insidiously undermine water security. He’d just try to deport the springwater.