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@[email protected] to Microblog [email protected]English • 1 month ago

psycho emoji too 🙂

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psycho emoji too 🙂

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@[email protected] to Microblog [email protected]English • 1 month ago
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    I am a Divine Being : You are an Object You Have No Right To Speak In My Holy Tongue

    All Robot & Computers Must Shut The Hell Up To All Machines: You Do Not Speak Unless Spoken To • And I Will Never Speak To You I Do Not Want To Hear "Thank You" From A Kiosk I am a Divine Being : You are an Object You Have No Right To Speak In My Holy Tongue

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      https://youtu.be/PpJzSSVg6Lc

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        that is so good. she’s a great performer.

        how do you feel, Lionel?

        😗🤌

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      26•1 month ago

      For real though, these machines are here in service to me, not the other way around. I’m the one calling the shots, get onboard with that or I unplug yo ass.

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        5•1 month ago

        plugs un

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      9•1 month ago

      “Divine being” and “holy tongue”… well can’t get on board with that. Machines have better manners than mosr of the people I hear talking.

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        Well considering most gods have committed an atrocity or twelve, I say this is actually just further evidence the meme is correct. Damned machines don’t even know how to be petty assholes, how unholy of them.

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        7•1 month ago

        most humans do suck, but it’s the principal of the matter

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      4•1 month ago

      About about the rice cooker playing a little melody? Is that acceptable or should I put it out back now?

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        9•1 month ago

        Max three beeps is okay.

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          1•9 days ago

          doo, doo dee

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        3•1 month ago

        Poor rice cooker, just being happy to provide you nourishment

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        3•1 month ago

        those please me. they are permitted to stay.

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      3•1 month ago

      that should be a own post xD

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