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      119 days ago

      An action figure that looks like they have not seen any action outside of the kitchen for decades.

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          619 days ago

          Well, you get boring human writing instead:

          “Inaction Man! There’s a seven story building burning with kids and kittens on the top floor!”

          Inaction Man scratches his belly and pops another potato chip into his mouth.

          “Have you considered calling the fire department instead of me? They are doing reruns of the Sopranos so I’m busy.”