The Picard ManeuverM to Lemmy [email protected] • 2 months agoInfinite Monkey Theoremlemmy.worldimagemessage-square75fedilinkarrow-up1935
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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink108•2 months agoWe are IN the timeline where a monkey wrote Shakespeare. That monkey was Shakespeare.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink13•2 months agoDid you know a monkey can write Shakespeare’s work using this simple trick (millions of years of evolution)?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink2•2 months agoUnless you think it was a different monkey because someone without noble blood couldn’t possibly write good.
minus-squarer00tylinkfedilink14•2 months agoNot really, an almost infinite number of non-shakespeare monkeys came before him and also didn’t happen to write the entire works of shakespeare.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink12•2 months agoit was actually a significantly lower amount of monkeys than infinity
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish10•2 months agoI mean it was bound to happen at some point
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish6•2 months agoApes are monkeys. Fuck paraphyletic groups.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink6•2 months agoMonkeys and apes are monophyletic, you massive bastard. (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻)
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink22•2 months agoYeah, it’s weird how nobody talks about the trillions of trillions of plays Shakespeare wrote that are complete gibberish.
We are IN the timeline where a monkey wrote Shakespeare. That monkey was Shakespeare.
Did you know a monkey can write Shakespeare’s work using this simple trick (millions of years of evolution)?
Mind. Blown.
What if you could math the monkeys?
He wrote it in the wrong order tho
Unless you think it was a different monkey because someone without noble blood couldn’t possibly write good.
Weird, what a coincidence
Not really, an almost infinite number of non-shakespeare monkeys came before him and also didn’t happen to write the entire works of shakespeare.
it was actually a significantly lower amount of monkeys than infinity
I mean it was bound to happen at some point
He was an ape
Shakespeare was an ape
A great one at that
Apes are monkeys. Fuck paraphyletic groups.
Monkeys and apes are monophyletic, you massive bastard. (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻)
…yes? That’s what I said.
Yeah, it’s weird how nobody talks about the trillions of trillions of plays Shakespeare wrote that are complete gibberish.
Hey! I liked Romeo and Djrurleltkitshsnmqlaapj
Yeah but did he do it with a typewriter? Didn’t think so