The Picard ManeuverM to Lemmy [email protected] • 18 days agoInfinite Monkey Theoremlemmy.worldimagemessage-square75fedilinkarrow-up1934
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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink108•18 days agoWe are IN the timeline where a monkey wrote Shakespeare. That monkey was Shakespeare.
minus-squarer00tylinkfedilink14•18 days agoNot really, an almost infinite number of non-shakespeare monkeys came before him and also didn’t happen to write the entire works of shakespeare.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink12•18 days agoit was actually a significantly lower amount of monkeys than infinity
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish10•18 days agoI mean it was bound to happen at some point
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink22•18 days agoYeah, it’s weird how nobody talks about the trillions of trillions of plays Shakespeare wrote that are complete gibberish.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink13•18 days agoDid you know a monkey can write Shakespeare’s work using this simple trick (millions of years of evolution)?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish6•18 days agoApes are monkeys. Fuck paraphyletic groups.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink6•18 days agoMonkeys and apes are monophyletic, you massive bastard. (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻)
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink2•18 days agoUnless you think it was a different monkey because someone without noble blood couldn’t possibly write good.
We are IN the timeline where a monkey wrote Shakespeare. That monkey was Shakespeare.
Weird, what a coincidence
Not really, an almost infinite number of non-shakespeare monkeys came before him and also didn’t happen to write the entire works of shakespeare.
it was actually a significantly lower amount of monkeys than infinity
I mean it was bound to happen at some point
Yeah, it’s weird how nobody talks about the trillions of trillions of plays Shakespeare wrote that are complete gibberish.
Hey! I liked Romeo and Djrurleltkitshsnmqlaapj
Yeah but did he do it with a typewriter? Didn’t think so
Did you know a monkey can write Shakespeare’s work using this simple trick (millions of years of evolution)?
He wrote it in the wrong order tho
Mind. Blown.
What if you could math the monkeys?
Shakespeare was an ape
A great one at that
Apes are monkeys. Fuck paraphyletic groups.
Monkeys and apes are monophyletic, you massive bastard. (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻)
…yes? That’s what I said.
Unless you think it was a different monkey because someone without noble blood couldn’t possibly write good.
He was an ape