• @[email protected]
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    216 days ago

    I’m at the age where I should say no to desert more often.

    Instead, I look over my computer and realize I ate that entire bag of cookies I just opened 30 minutes ago and say, “Oops.”

    • @[email protected]
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      156 days ago

      Unless you’re eating sand, you probably should be saying no to dessert. Yes, I am fun at parties.