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      3 months ago

      According to the christian fantasy book “the bible”, today’s the day the cult leader at the time, Jesus, realized he wasn’t dead after being crusified 3 days earlier

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        53 months ago

        You could just say “According to the Bible, today Jesus resurrected after being dead for 3 days”

        Trying hard to offend people, are we?

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            3 months ago

            Doesn’t matter? If u don’t believe in it, just adding an “According to the Bible, …” in the beginning would have been enough. And I’m not claiming it, I’m an atheist myself. But there was really no need for words like ‘fantasy’ or ‘cult leader’.

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      523 months ago

      Jesus is resurrected 3 days after his crucification. That’s today, when Pope Francis passes over. They’re going opposite ways at the same time, just like this meme

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          33 months ago

          Me too - my take on it was the end of the world is nigh and Jesus is returning to Earth, but on the way back he passes Francis’ soul

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        103 months ago

        *almost 3 days.

        They call it 3 to make it work with prophecy.