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minus-squareIninewCrowlinkfedilinkEnglish10•3 months agoWhat would happen if you swallowed one of these pills?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink25•3 months agoThere’s a small-ish risk of intestinal blockage AFAIK
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink14•3 months agoI’m not Sure but I know an old lady who swallowed a fly…
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink8•3 months agoFrom the fly, no. From the possible parasites in the fly’s gut, maybe.
minus-squareIninewCrowlinkfedilinkEnglish6•3 months agoNot unless she swallows a spider to catch the fly
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink7•3 months agoWell she can just swallow a bird to catch the spider.
minus-squareIninewCrowlinkfedilinkEnglish5•3 months agoGreat … now she needs to swallow a cat to catch the bird to catch the spider to catch the fly
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink8•edit-23 months agoShe should swallow a hydrogen cyanide capsule that only dissolves if triggered by the detection of radioactive decay. Who knows what will happen to the cat?
minus-squareswab148linkfedilinkEnglish4•3 months agoThen a dog, then the dog catcher, then the police officer who shows up wondering about the dog catcher… Before you know it, we’re making memes reading the news about a geriatric Hannibal Lecter
What would happen if you swallowed one of these pills?
There’s a small-ish risk of intestinal blockage AFAIK
I’m not Sure but I know an old lady who swallowed a fly…
Do you think she’ll die?
This is only for those who know
From the fly, no. From the possible parasites in the fly’s gut, maybe.
Not unless she swallows a spider to catch the fly
Well she can just swallow a bird to catch the spider.
Great … now she needs to swallow a cat to catch the bird to catch the spider to catch the fly
She should swallow a hydrogen cyanide capsule that only dissolves if triggered by the detection of radioactive decay.
Who knows what will happen to the cat?
Then a dog, then the dog catcher, then the police officer who shows up wondering about the dog catcher… Before you know it, we’re
making memesreading the news about a geriatric Hannibal Lecter