irelephant [he/him]🍭 to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish • 2 months agoSome Grammaticial voices.lemm.eeimagemessage-square42fedilinkarrow-up1674
arrow-up1674imageSome Grammaticial voices.lemm.eeirelephant [he/him]🍭 to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish • 2 months agomessage-square42fedilink
minus-squareSickos [they/them, it/its]linkfedilinkEnglish7•2 months agoA paper full of garbage data stacked Statistically massaged supports our grant
minus-squareSickos [they/them, it/its]linkfedilinkEnglish8•edit-22 months agoTo publish, to perish, a choice is naught For tenure is the very thing I want
minus-square@tetris11@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglish4•2 months agoTwas not the merit of the deed, but the volume of the citation that laid waste to all dreams of laboratoire bare
A paper full of garbage data stacked
Statistically massaged supports our grant
To publish, to perish, a choice is naught
For tenure is the very thing I want
Twas not the merit of the deed, but the volume of the citation that laid waste to all dreams of laboratoire bare