When I was in high school I once lost my house key for 6 months. When I “found” them, I realised I had spent 6 months pulling the keys out of the pocket of my bag that they were in, looked through the pocket, put the keys back and went “WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY KEYS?!”
This is my life with ADHD, only it’s my wallet or something I’m looking for.
Has your wallet murdered anyone? Asking just in case.
Not in a literal sense at least…
When I was in high school I once lost my house key for 6 months. When I “found” them, I realised I had spent 6 months pulling the keys out of the pocket of my bag that they were in, looked through the pocket, put the keys back and went “WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY KEYS?!”